1. Brother, you not touch it! Here you touch the touch above the hair you have lost touch, so tender skin, are all you touch the water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even if you do not buy it!
2. a row of * women in the street waiting for passengers, eight mid-curious woman asked: In the waiting for? * Female snappily: other lollipop! Old woman also joined the teams of sugar, was arrested. Police asked the woman: none of the teeth are capable? Old woman laughed and said: I can lick.
3. a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Miss breasts see a tall, then plunged into the fierce bite, the result mouth full of silicone, so Yangtianchangtan: \farmer city to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half-day pre-cruise at the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally had Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, have sold equipment jj bags?
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5. a pair of lovers making love, male, likes to say: \? Female softly: \station on the right. A woman do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: You see what I considered B? Nurse snappily said: You are cow B! !
7. to the blind couple sex signal agreed upon, a man said: \So peeping, a look see. One day, a small youth to take advantage of the blind man out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said: \Ability of small youth large, to the climax, the blind woman with praise: \urgent angry, exclaimed: \Female leaders heard this, Xiao Ma: \transferred to gynecology, barely disguised pleasure. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of view, sustained erection hours. Evening wife pestered sex, impotence do not move. Double take: dry his mother! Also to be led plot against it!
10. and mm lazily lying in bed, the voices of Iranian Studies ads coquetry: \Great, let me quickly inserted into the tube to the child! \One night back, feeling very depressed sister school, then that gay very attentive to her burned bowl of noodles to eat. In the end to her that moment, suddenly felt very warm and sister school, so very grateful to say: \Road: \also quiet … … suddenly, a strong man running from the opposite side, to see mm on Xiong Baba asked: \robbing, then poor Baba said: \\? you that the tart secondary education graduate student came with me to the talented woman than it? \>
14. twins in the womb talking, one said: good dad! often head out to see us, that is not love of health, sickness Koutan left, her second child, said: Wang Shu, or next door is good, he 吐完sputum sputum also loaded with bags to go.
15. an unreasonable migrant workers to the hospital for a check-stool, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription medicine from migrant workers to the office, I saw a roll of toilet paper, not solution, the doctor said: will not use the backside of the Cement Bag.
16. son and mother every night to sleep, mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mother also slept it? child A: ah ! mother said: you wife country? children, said: Let her sleep with their father. Dad excited to hear that: this child from an early age sensible!
17. professor asked: rotten radish and pregnancy What a woman the same point? a student repartee: Blame all insects. a mere 60 points. The other students actually get out of, the answer is: because pulling too late.
18. husband came home to see his wife in bed with the doctor. Doctor: Do not misunderstand, I took his temperature. husband: If you insert the body of that stuff my wife does not scale, you’ll be dead.!
< br> 19. A couple came upon a wishing well, and her husband bent down, make a wish also to the well is still a coin. wife would also like to make a wish, but when she bent over the well accidentally plunged. husband was shocked, and then they smiled and said to myself really spiritual ah!
20. Father of the Little Sisters of the JJ that he is the key to heaven, help her little sister opened the door to the mystery. Little Sister was very happy to go back on old sister said she got the keys to paradise. old sister a little sister on the description of Father JJ, fumed: \!
21. is the night. husband in bed reading. from time to time put his hand into the wife and between legs.’s wife would strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? wife asked: Why are your hands? husband seriousness, said: wet wet hands. good open book!
22. a long-suppressed male intercourse, his wife very hard to accept. day he inverted mirror naked wife, wife overjoyed to do so. He wife legs spread apart and his chin put in wife pussy and asked his wife: I beard look good right?
23. village women reported wrote: shame it! I was raped last night. the police chief asked the man sawed? that Anke not look at, but definitely a novice, where he could not find a half-day, finally I go in to his help.
24. criminals were breaking into houses and raping women fight to the death against the husband came back and saw his wife being gang Shimoji hold him down, picked up a shovel shot angry, hears his wife cursed: \China, for intrafamilial transmission of Adonis, Adonis rubbing rubbing effect of a sudden, his penis into his shame Department, Japanese women furious: What’s your work? Adonis said: inside rubbing!
26. evening, see Paula Lagos fool couple making love, love to see. The next morning, saw a man doing push-ups, we take a closer look, a man furious: You see what silly B! idiot wrote: you just that stupid B, Di Xiaren are gone was also dry!
27. a flea to his unfortunate partner cry: I used to live in a man’s beard, then through twists and turns before reaching a female pubic hair, the results the next morning woke up and found that men and back to the previous beard on it!
28. old man train, night break mistakenly inserted into the opposite foot Miss stalls. A few days later, does not feel itchy feet, doctor thesis as syphilis, the old man with known rare. Doctors said: \explosives, and then took off his pants, pointed to the thigh, said: This is equivalent to 100 kilograms of explosives. then took off his underwear, his girlfriend running for the door bolted, exclaimed: God! lead so short!
30. 1 Farmers prostitution, JI, said: \, 50, on the grass five times.
31. two dwarf sex in their room, where a quick get away, just listen to another room, 1,2,3, 1,2,3 … … … … hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf: \tamper with, suddenly seizing the husband small jj, burst Meng knead, then as hard as sticks, husband Pianyu clothes off his wife, his wife asked: Why? Fu Q: You what? Wife: The driver’s license test tomorrow, and thought they put in gear.
33. Monkey King learn, after flirting with the bones of the dead into a *, because of the Tang Monk did not succeed, so take advantage of Flowers in the way I empty the occasion, the night came to bones by Dongfu, the absence of lighting, two blowing hot and cold at night , has been completed, the Monkey King with emotion: \Bones of the dead by the cursed \!
34. small balls every new toy to be little new to show off, a small new gas can not, take off the pants, said: This is you never. The next day, small balls are his pants said: my mom, and as long as I have this, balls.Too how many how many!
35. Liu Bei and shut down three-stranded desert island, a few days later, younger brother Zhang Fei want to fill their stomachs cut. Guan Road: SB, rubbed and then cut the meat and more! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: Big Brother, are you doing? Liu Bei: The whole point of sauce, stained to eat!
36. a little girl to the bakery Mai Zaodian. Her boss said: Boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: Do you want to male baby or a baby girl? Girl: Of course it is the male doll to another! Because the place can eat a little more.
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